MALE PATTERN BALDNESS

I have seen it effect the young,..guys who are in their growing prime, fresh out of college, 20-25 yrs old, with a fairly decent diet. I have seen it effect the strong,.. guys who hit the ‘bricks’ on the regular, swim an ocean blue and run a marathon or two. I have seen the mature and/or elderly succumb to its call, where even their wisdom and knowledge couldn’t keep them immune to its grasp. Maybe it is due to the fact that @ a certain age it is expected, right? But in some cases…..NOT!!! for I’ve seen some not effected at all.

There is no discrimination of it, as it characteristically is handed down from your forefathers hereditarily and there’s not much of a cure for it,…[there are the drugs available to assist in slowing down the hair loss process], but no cure to prevent it to date. Male Pattern Baldness is the culprit, and here are some symptoms if you believe you are one of its latest victims. [scroll]

Telly Savalas

Issac Hayes

Michael Jordan

So have you let your sunroof back yet? Haha…a term

created for that missing dome piece, circle of hair that

starts the beginning of the loss in many [for others it

starts creeping back from the hairLine], some seek relief

w/ the comb-over, [an attempt to comb hair from the

surrounding area to try to cover the missing]. Some

choose to go bald by wearing no hair at all, a.k.a. the

kovatis back in the day, or chrome dome in the

vernacular, made popular by the likes of Issac Hayes in

the 70’s, Tele Savalas [Kojak] in the 80’s, and Michael

Jordan in the 90’s, now it has become as common as a

wig [bloop]. One final attempt has been made in the

form of the tup’ee, [im not quite sure why men do this,

cause everyone usually knows that they’re sporting a

rug, see Donald Trump]. [scroll]

Vin Diesel

Ving Rhames

There have been many to sport the BaldLook, from Vin

Diesel, Tu Pac, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, or Ving

Rhames …to name only a few. However, some can

avoid this plague altogether, by being blessed with

parents who didn’t have this trait as a problem. But for

those of the rest???...Try some of these home remedies,

or some or your own.You can sport your favorite team on

your baseball cap, or maybe a nice fedora, as you get a

consultation for hair follicle implants, or just shave it all

off, either way… ill be seeing ya. Peaces.

-ELU

Dwayne "The Rock"Johnson

TuPac